You probably hated your first customer service job, and thought folding 900 shirts or mopping up a fast food bathroom was as bad as it gets; if so, you probably never considered that you could be halfway up an elephant’s butt or tasting dog food for a living. Maybe you think your job sucks â€" and maybe it does â€" but one look at this gallery and you’ll probably find yourself saying “I am very glad I don’t have to do that”: