A PITY PRESENT “When I was a freshman in college, the guy I was seeing got me a ceramic red solo cup on a glass stem that he won at a Dave and Busters. He also got me these truly dreadful fuzzy socks that were red and brown, striped, and ugly.The worst part was we were barely dating anymore so it was basically like a ‘thanks for the sex’ present. I left them in the staircase of his building.” —Ria, 21