How to Dress Your Age - Dressing Appropriately For Your Age
Over 35: Plain
Aggressively faded jeans merely advertise that your glories have too, so any wear and tear on your denim should, like that on your face, be kept to a minimum. By this point, you may have fathered one or more children, depending on just how tight those ripped skinnies were. In which case, good luck trying not to wash your selvedge for six months.
