Things you should never do in a restaurant

Stop assuming I’m an out-of-work actor

Just because you quit your job waiting tables when you left university, it doesn’t mean the person who’s about to deliver your starter is in the middle of his Bachelor of Tarts. At the top level, there’s excellent money to be made perfecting the art of service, but it takes years of practice to get there. Appreciate that it’s someone’s career choice and respect what they do.