25 Awkward Things That Happen At The Gym

Wear a clean shirt and clean shorts on a clean body.

There's B.O., and then there's. . . that other smell. Wicking fibers are a wonder of modern textile engineering, but if you don't wash them or yourself, they hold stank like dog fur holds skunk. Our survey says 65 percent of people are offended by excessive body odor, because the other 35 were upwind at the time. Think of the children.