Seemingly Harmless Things that Can Cause Serious Injury and Death

And not because she'll kill you (har har), but because you might have a heart attack while having sex with your mistress. According to a statement from the American Heart Association, an autopsy review of 5,559 cases of sudden death found that 75% of the people who died DURING intercourse were having extramarital sex. It was often with a younger partner, and often after having consumed a lot of food and alcohol earlier in the night. To be fair, the people in the study whose heart attacks happened during sex was incredibly low in general (about 0.6% of all sudden deaths). But... the point stands. Stay safe: Don't cheat.