The story of the best footballer who never played football

“All the teams I joined celebrated twice — when I signed and then when I left.”“His chat was so good that if you let him open his mouth, that would be it,” Brazilian icon Bebeto said when describing his friend.“He’d charm you. You couldn’t avoid it. That would be it.” Once signed to a team, Kaiser used his reputation to live a party lifestyle, boasting that he had slept with more than 1,000 women.