The story of the best footballer who never played football

He even pretended to be his friend and fellow Brazilian footballer, Gaucho, showing women videos of his mate scoring goals and saying that it was him. “Every night I would be in nightclubs until the early hours of the morning, from Monday to Monday. In fact, I was never in a fit state to train or play in the morning,” he said. “I made sure I was seen with the greatest Brazilian footballers. Just being a football player made me a magnet for women.