shaking their head, frowning. “And I’m like s***, they’re not gonna let me through.”But they realised they looked nothing like their picture after spending $50,000 on cosmetic procedures over the past eight years. “And that’s when it dawns on me - I realise I don’t look like the person in my passport photo anymore because I’ve had so much plastic surgery,” they said, laughing. “So I end up having to say to them, ‘Look, I’ve had some plastic surgery, I had a facelift. “And only then did they let me through... This is hilarious.”
